is your mom at the bar?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
And then he peed in my hair
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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