That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I accidentally had phone sex last night
i barfeds in our rink
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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