I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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