I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think i have herpe
just one?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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