We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He better not be in your backpack
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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