she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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