just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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