im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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