i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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