woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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