yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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