There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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