Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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