sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
