found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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