Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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