Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
