This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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