Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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