erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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