I'm gonna have a badass scar
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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