some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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