So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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