whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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