If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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