How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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