He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
