so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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