I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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