Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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