Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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