Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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