U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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