god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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