What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
barbara walters just said penis...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we're making bets on your personal life
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
