He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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