I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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