I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
There are leaves in my underwear?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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