One girl and one boy is just not enough.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
this will be a night to untag.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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