Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
