Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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