Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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