Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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