Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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