so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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