he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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