so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Randomize
