woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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