ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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