physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
